35 autonomous killers · Trading · Business · AI

Deploy an army of AIthat prints money.

Crypto. Stocks. Prediction markets. Full business ops. 35 autonomous bots that trade, execute, and compound — while you do literally anything else.

Buy once, own forever
6-layer risk fortress
24/7 — zero human babysitting
700+
Markets under surveillance
25+
Weapons-grade integrations
35
Autonomous operators
99.9%
Relentless uptime
Trading Bots

Three bots. Zero mercy.Crypto. Stocks. Predictions.

Institutional-grade execution engines that hunt alpha 24/7 with ML strategies and code-enforced risk management. Not toy signals — autonomous trading machines with real capital protection.

Crypto Trading Bot

The market never sleeps. Neither does this.

14-indicator confluence engine with on-chain whale tracking, adaptive Kelly sizing, and circuit breaker protection. Hunts alpha across 200+ pairs every 15 seconds.

200+
Pairs
15s
Cycle
14
Indicators
24/7
Uptime
14-indicator confluence engine
On-chain whale surveillance
Adaptive Kelly Criterion sizing
Circuit breaker protection
Multi-exchange execution
Grid & DCA automation
Drawdown-triggered strategy switching
$149one-time
Get Bot

Stock Trading Bot

Hedge fund firepower. Your account.

Multi-timeframe breakout detection with earnings event playbooks, macro regime rotation, and news catalyst execution. Trades smarter than your broker.

12
Strategies
30s
Cycle
3+
Exchanges
Auto
Regime
Multi-timeframe breakout detection
Earnings event playbooks
Macro regime sector rotation
News catalyst execution
Modified Kelly position sizing
Trailing stop management
Tax-loss harvesting
$149one-time
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Prediction Markets Bot

Sees the future. Bets accordingly.

Proprietary probability models with cross-platform arbitrage detection, event impact analysis, and Kelly-optimal sizing. Finds edge where humans see noise.

5+
Platforms
30s
Cycle
8
ML Models
500+
Markets
ML probability modeling
Cross-platform arbitrage
Event impact analysis
Kelly-optimal bet sizing
Portfolio decorrelation
Real-time odds monitoring
Model calibration dashboards
$129one-time
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Your capital has a bodyguard.

Six layers of code-enforced protection between your money and disaster. No AI hallucination can bypass these. Ever.

Kill Switch
One click. Everything stops. Instantly.
Circuit Breakers
Auto-freezes before drawdowns spiral
Stop-Loss Engine
Per-position and portfolio-wide armor
Daily Loss Caps
Hard limits — no exceptions, no overrides
Risk Audit Loop
Every position scanned every single cycle
Strategy Switching
Auto-rotates playbooks when regime shifts
Live Trading FeedSIMULATED
Crypto BotBUY 0.15 ETH @ $3,847.20
Kelly: 0.12 | Confidence: 87%
2s ago
Stock BotBUY 25 NVDA @ $892.40
Breakout confirmed | 3 timeframes agree
18s ago
Prediction BotYES on "Fed holds rates" @ $0.62
Edge: +8.3% | Arb detected vs Kalshi
34s ago
Crypto BotSELL 500 SOL @ $178.90
Stop-loss triggered | -2.1% drawdown
1m ago
Stock BotCLOSE AAPL position
Take profit hit | +4.7% realized
3m ago
Risk EngineCircuit breaker check: ALL CLEAR
Daily P&L: +$342 | Max drawdown: 1.8%
5m ago

Connected to the platforms that move money

🪙Coinbase
💰Binance
📈Alpaca
🎯Polymarket
Kalshi
🛒Shopify
☁️Salesforce
💬Slack
💳Stripe
📧Google
Business Automation

Your entire C-suite. Automated.

16 specialist operators that run your business like a Fortune 500 — each one an apex predator in its domain, all coordinating with your trading fleet.

Store Commander

Runs your storefront like a ruthless operations general — orders, pricing, SEO, all on autopilot

CEO Strategy

Your boardroom assassin — OKRs, competitive kill maps, investor-ready reports in seconds

Sales Commander

Hunts leads, ranks them by blood temperature, and closes pipeline like a machine

Marketing

Launches campaigns that print money — ad copy, email blasts, promos that convert

Analytics

Finds the revenue you're leaving on the table — anomalies, forecasts, hidden patterns

CFO Finance

Wall Street-grade financial brain — P&L dissection, cash flow prophecy, investor decks

HR Chief

Builds your dream team — AI recruiting, performance intel, retention before they quit

Legal Counsel

Shreds contracts in seconds — compliance, IP armor, risk scores that save millions

Support

Resolves tickets before customers rage — auto-responses, refunds, CSAT domination

Ads

Burns ad budgets with surgical precision — ROAS tracking, bid warfare, spend optimization

DevOps

Keeps your infrastructure alive at 3AM — monitoring, CI/CD, incident neutralization

Data Science

Your private ML lab — predictive models, data pipelines, insights that move the needle

Product

Kills feature bloat, prioritizes what ships, and turns user data into roadmap gold

Inventory

Never run out, never overstock — reorder sniping, dead stock elimination, margin protection

Email

Recovers abandoned carts like a bounty hunter — welcome flows, win-back sequences that convert

Customer Success

Predicts churn before it happens — health scores, expansion plays, retention on autopilot

Every bot talks to every other bot in real-time — trading profits fuel marketing spend, analytics sharpen timing, and CEO bot commands the entire fleet like a general.

Enterprise-grade

Unbreakable by design.

Self-correcting intelligence wrapped in code-enforced armor. These aren't AI suggestions — they're autonomous operators with guardrails welded into the code.

Self-healing intelligence loop

Every 5 minutes, the engine audits its own decisions, learns from outcomes, sharpens strategy, and propagates intelligence across your entire bot fleet.

Review
Evaluate
Learn
Transfer
288 cycles/day · 24/7/365 · Zero downtime

Guardrails forged in code

Hard-coded controls no AI can sweet-talk past. Not prompt engineering — actual constraints burned into every execution path.

Tool Allowlists
Each bot locked to its weapon set — nothing else
Action Classification
Every tool rated: Safe, Sensitive, or Dangerous
Blast Radius Limits
Hard daily caps — no bot goes rogue on your dime
HuddleEnforceMonitor
25+ Platforms

Plugged into everything.

Exchanges, prediction markets, CRMs, commerce platforms — hardwired in, not duct-taped on. Your bots speak native to every platform.

🛒

Shopify

Full Admin API — total store domination

🪙NEW

Coinbase

Institutional crypto execution & custody

💰NEW

Binance

Spot & futures — millisecond fills

📈NEW

Alpaca

Zero-commission stock warfare

🎯NEW

Polymarket

Prediction market edge-hunting

NEW

Kalshi

Event contract alpha extraction

☁️

Salesforce

CRM on steroids — leads, deals, domination

🧡

HubSpot

Marketing & sales pipeline acceleration

💬

Slack

Real-time war room notifications

📦

Amazon SP-API

Marketplace conquest — catalog to fulfillment

📒

QuickBooks

Automated financial command center

💳

Stripe

Payment processing on autopilot

📧

Google Workspace

Gmail, Sheets, Drive — weaponized

👥

Workday

HR & payroll intelligence engine

🔌

WooCommerce

Full REST API v3 — deep store control

✍️

DocuSign

Contract execution at machine speed

Mission control for your empire.

One screen. Every bot. Every trade. Every decision. Watch 35 autonomous operators compound your wealth in real-time.

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Portfolio P&L
+$1,847
+3.2% today
Open Positions
12
5 crypto, 4 stocks, 3 predictions
Active Bots
19/19
All online
Win Rate
68%
Last 30 days
Recent Activity
Crypto BotOpened ETH long — 14-indicator confluence signal
2m ago
Prediction BotBought YES on "AAPL earnings beat" @ $0.54
5m ago
Stock BotClosed TSLA position — +6.8% profit realized
8m ago
Risk EngineAll positions within risk parameters — no action needed
10m ago
CEO StrategyUpdated Q1 OKRs based on trading performance
15m ago
Buy Once, Own Forever

Pay once. Deploy forever.

Every bot is a specialist weapon you own outright. No subscriptions on bots — just credits to fuel the machine.

Flexible Pricing

Feed the machine. Watch it compound.

Credits are ammunition. Subscribe monthly or buy packs on demand. Zero commitment, maximum firepower.

No Commitment

Pay As You Go — Zero Lock-In

No subscription. No commitment. Buy credit packs on demand starting at $2 for 100 credits. Only pay when your bots fire.

Start deploying — no strings

Or lock in monthly firepower

Starter

Free

250 credits/mo

250 credits/mo
1 store
Community support
Deploy free
Most Popular

Growth

$39/mo

5,000 credits/mo

5,000 credits/mo
3 stores
Email support
Priority execution
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Pro

$99/mo

25,000 credits/mo

25,000 credits/mo
Unlimited stores
Priority support
Advanced analytics
Lock it in

Beast Mode

$249/mo

100,000 credits/mo

100,000 credits/mo
Unlimited stores
White-glove support
Custom bot training
99.9% SLA
Lock it in

1 credit = 1 bot action · Trading bots use 1–5 credits per trade · PAYG: $0.02/credit

Every second you wait,the market moves without you.

35 bots that never sleep, never miss a signal, never take a day off. Compounding returns while you live your life. The question isn't if — it's when.

SOC2 Compliant
GDPR Ready
30-day money-back